March 2011 ~ clueless dolphin

Thursday, March 31, 2011

The Similarities Between The Lion King and Lost

4:58 PM Clueless Dolphin 5 comments

I'm not one to point the finger and say "HEY THAT GUY IS PLAGIARIZING", and I'm not saying this is a different circumstance. Lost is an incredible show with a mind-blowing plot, but I have noticed some similarities between the epic animated feature film and the cult based sci-fi extravaganza. Good vs. Evil Allegory Okay, point numero uno......

Patton Oswalt - Christmas Shoes

11:09 AM Clueless Dolphin 18 comments

If you haven't seen this already, watch it. If you have watched it, then watch it again....

Today's New Rule

9:05 PM Clueless Dolphin 9 comments

When walking in a crowded area, make sure you acknowledge that other humans have feet and on those feet, they also have shoes that can easily be kicked off because of your negligence. Then when they are kicked off, they are left with only one shoe, lost in a crowd of unrelenting robots kicking the loose shoe around the base of the floor like an unwanted...

Worst Decade Ever?

2:02 PM Clueless Dolphin 10 comments

Yeah sure, the 60s fueled the biggest drug explosion in the United States and yeah, the big crash in the 20s ruined millions of lives, with thousands dead but I have points on why 2000 - 2010 was probably the worst decade in American history and why our children will have second hand embarrassment just by reading about our dumb asses in their floating...

Why Snooki Polizzi is the Greatest Thing to Happen to America

6:02 PM Clueless Dolphin 21 comments

Yes, I agree, Snooki is a disgusting, hairy little cave troll that slithered her way out of the grungy depths of the New Jersey sewers and somehow ended her journey in front of MTV's cameras for Jersey Shore. But her orange hue is not all bad! I will tell you why...When people talk about Snooki or mention Snooki, what kind of reaction is received universally?"Ew."Yup,...

Today's New Rule

4:22 PM Clueless Dolphin 15 comments

Next time you have to sneeze, try not to look like you're having a three minute climax. Especially during Economics cla...

Guess That Show: 2011

9:59 AM Clueless Dolphin 10 comments

So, there are new summer shows getting ready to premiere on several different channels and honestly I haven't been keeping up with television due to work and school. So, I am going to try my best to guess what these shows are about just by looking at the promotional poster. Let's get started...Body of Proof - ABCMy best guess is this is clearly a show...

Today's New Rule

3:49 PM Clueless Dolphin 22 comments

Before sitting down to lay some lincoln logs in the ol' ceramic mouth, look at the seat to make sure your stupid room mate, Peter, didn't piss ALL over ...

Monday Movie Review: Black Swan

9:32 AM Clueless Dolphin 8 comments

So yeah, I saw Black Swan a while ago and for some reason, Natalie Portman's piercing eyes are still embedded into my head. The movie was good enough, made people in the audience talk and had a lot of symbolic meaning to it (i.e. good versus evil). Also Mila Kunis was balls deep in Natalie Portman's snatch which is also a good thing for the men of...

Well, look who dun goof'd...

6:23 PM Clueless Dolphin 6 comments

Jessi Slaughter, infamously known as the girl tormented by internet bullies, is into even more trouble. It is reported that her father was arrested for punching the 12 year old in the mouth. Police of Marion County reported that the young girl ran next door to her neighbor's home and asked them to help with blood running down her face. Hahahahaha,...