I do alot of my shopping on Amazon because I'm cheap and willing to wait three business days rather than spend that extra ten cents I know I will eventually spend on a burrito at Taco Bell over an accumulated amount of time. 89 cents, here I come!
I've been noticing lately that Amazon has everything... Literally everything you could think of and they even have stuff that you WOULDN'T think of. Here is a list of products I found both unappealing and pretty funny.
Number 5. Dancing Ferret Ornaments
No, it's not an animated ornament and it doesn't make any special noises when you walk by it. It's just a 12 dollar plastic ornament with a picture of a ferret "dancing".
4. Gangly Giraffe Drinks from a Waterhole with Stretched Side Bent Legs Stretched Canvas Poster Print by Jason Edwards
Haha, I swear I'm not making this one up. That's actually the complete title of the product, LOOK IT UP. It's also a modest 149 dollars.
3. Matt & Dana Pickled Pigs Feet - 1/2 Gallon
If you're buying food on Amazon, then you might as well declare that you've gone as far in life as you're willing to go. If you're ordering pig's feet on Amazon... Well, then I just don't know what to tell you.
2. The Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Handbook - Everything you need to know about Snooki [Kindle Edition]
I guess I can understand the certain uprising in absolute morons "writing" books, novels, memoirs and other short stories I could give two shits about but why... WHY would someone spend any of their time writing ABOUT someone famous... And it's not even a famous person, it's someone infamous for dry humping any swollen, orange object in eye's proximity. America, I salute you.
1. JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
Finally! A reliable tank company!
I've been noticing lately that Amazon has everything... Literally everything you could think of and they even have stuff that you WOULDN'T think of. Here is a list of products I found both unappealing and pretty funny.
Number 5. Dancing Ferret Ornaments
No, it's not an animated ornament and it doesn't make any special noises when you walk by it. It's just a 12 dollar plastic ornament with a picture of a ferret "dancing".
4. Gangly Giraffe Drinks from a Waterhole with Stretched Side Bent Legs Stretched Canvas Poster Print by Jason Edwards
Haha, I swear I'm not making this one up. That's actually the complete title of the product, LOOK IT UP. It's also a modest 149 dollars.
3. Matt & Dana Pickled Pigs Feet - 1/2 Gallon
If you're buying food on Amazon, then you might as well declare that you've gone as far in life as you're willing to go. If you're ordering pig's feet on Amazon... Well, then I just don't know what to tell you.
2. The Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi Handbook - Everything you need to know about Snooki [Kindle Edition]
I guess I can understand the certain uprising in absolute morons "writing" books, novels, memoirs and other short stories I could give two shits about but why... WHY would someone spend any of their time writing ABOUT someone famous... And it's not even a famous person, it's someone infamous for dry humping any swollen, orange object in eye's proximity. America, I salute you.
1. JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank
Finally! A reliable tank company!
