I unfortunately have been sucked into the vortex of social networks and sitting on my ass with a thin layer of cheeto dust on my shirt. Well, I am NOT dusting off all of the cheeto dust but instead I will share with you the absurdity that I have seen on facebook...
First off, we have the imbeciles that know literally nothing about music and instead decide to name drop random musical artists that don't share the same genre or ERA whatsoever.
Next are the sluts. OHHHHHH sluts! With their alcohol, blonde hair and forced cleavage, who can't enjoy their rants!
And finally, what would facebook be without the Myspace immigrants? Myspace immigrants are the ghetto posters that have grown tired of the desolate, abandoned world of Myspace and traveled to the new and rich social network facebook.
Burn in hell, all of you
