There are a lot of things that disturb and out right scare the shit out of me. So, let's get started DUDES...
First on the list... toilets. I know everyone has grown used to the sound and has been used as the international sound for "I'm done pooping" but seriously, the sound is just awful. Pooping should be a peaceful, empathetical experience that should be done alone (and not in the public restroom of a Chili's). The sound of a toilet flushing is like the gates of hell opening as the three headed dog comes roaring out, chomping your family. Also, for some reason the toilets in hospitals are EXTRA terrifying.
This is actually a pretty common fear... Clowns. Fucking clowns. I'm so scared of clowns, I can't even post a picture of an ACTUAL clown... I had to go with clip art. The root of this fear happened when I was younger. I was at the local public library with my brother and before we were getting ready to leave, I looked behind me from the back of the car and saw a van pull up with, you guessed it, A FUCKING CLOWN. He was getting ready to perform for a show in the library's children's section (inappropriate) and I saw him shuffling in the driver's seat, getting his materials like a horn and water-squirting flowers etc... Then he stopped what he was doing because he saw me looking at him and I guess somewhere in his demented mind, he thought it would be funny to twiddle his fingers at me, and grin his big red lips. I shat myself.
That's about all I can think of right now, if I remember any other horror stories, I'll keep you guys posted.
First on the list... toilets. I know everyone has grown used to the sound and has been used as the international sound for "I'm done pooping" but seriously, the sound is just awful. Pooping should be a peaceful, empathetical experience that should be done alone (and not in the public restroom of a Chili's). The sound of a toilet flushing is like the gates of hell opening as the three headed dog comes roaring out, chomping your family. Also, for some reason the toilets in hospitals are EXTRA terrifying.
This is actually a pretty common fear... Clowns. Fucking clowns. I'm so scared of clowns, I can't even post a picture of an ACTUAL clown... I had to go with clip art. The root of this fear happened when I was younger. I was at the local public library with my brother and before we were getting ready to leave, I looked behind me from the back of the car and saw a van pull up with, you guessed it, A FUCKING CLOWN. He was getting ready to perform for a show in the library's children's section (inappropriate) and I saw him shuffling in the driver's seat, getting his materials like a horn and water-squirting flowers etc... Then he stopped what he was doing because he saw me looking at him and I guess somewhere in his demented mind, he thought it would be funny to twiddle his fingers at me, and grin his big red lips. I shat myself.
That's about all I can think of right now, if I remember any other horror stories, I'll keep you guys posted.
