So Charlie Sheen performed his first show off of the "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option" tour... Huh? Okay, whatever. Anyways, according to Associated Press, Charlie Sheen came out to greet the Detroit crowd of 5,100 (wow) to a roaring applause.
At one point during the show he began to talk about smoking crack and the joys of smoking crack, of course! This is where he went wrong... You don't speak about the joys of crack in one of the most poverty stricken cities in America so for obvious reasons, the crowd began to turn on him.
"I was hoping for something. I didn't think it would be this bad," said Fugate, a 47-year-old from Lincoln Park, Mich.
Hahahahaha... Uhh, Fugate, you're an idiot. Seriously what did these people think they were buying? Why would you pay $150 for a ticket to see a mentally-ill crackhead spew his nonsense out and throw himself onto a stage, then when you actually see this you are upset because it wasn't fucking Spiderman: The Musical. If you want to see Spiderman: The Musical, then go see Spiderman: The Musical.
Nobody got their refund and once again, Charlie Sheen is winning.
