A Little Piece

Why don't little people get big Hollywood roles?

Movie Cliches

I hope I get hit by a bus.

Culture Shock

Learn why people my age have dirtier thoughts and by dirtier thoughts I am simply just saying that because now you're thinking something filthy.

Monday Movie Review

Go bananas for a movie about bananas.

Sign Spinners

They shake, they waddle, they do everything shitty for a shitty price.

Showing posts with label Pain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Pain. Show all posts

Monday, April 4, 2011

Today's New Rule


While walking in front of a male (who has testacles), please refrain from swinging your arms. Believe it or not women, your arms are the perfect distance to lightly tap a man's genitals which proves to be a gargantuan amount of pain.



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