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Showing posts with label Fight. Show all posts
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Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Co-Worker Madness!


One red heel... One little red heel changed a woman's life yesterday.

For obvious reasons, I'm not going to say the exact place I work but just so you guys know, I'm an intern at a certain "Association" that has just been discontinued by the government and it involves a little bit of space exploration. Moving on!

So of course, there have been some lay-offs lately and everyone is on edge because they don't know whether they will have a job next month and with this kind of stress comes... you guessed it... FIGHTS.

I came in yesterday and there was an ambulance, cop car and parking lot security (lol) all parked outside. Huh! What? I was wondering what the hell happened so I came in through the entrance and see everyone walking around in a panic.

Apparently an employee upstairs just went ballistic after hearing the news that she was being laid off and took it all out on her cube mate. Someone upstairs said that she took off her high heels (yes her high heels) and beat her cube mate in the face with them.

Hahahahahahahhahahahaha, WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. Who does that? I don't know if you guys know this but an office is filled, literally FILLED with blunt objects to hurt people. Keyboards, staplers, hole punchers, scanners, monitors... But no, this bitch took off her high heel haha. You can take the space engineer out of the ghetto but you can't take the ghetto out of the space engineer.

Just thought I'd let you guys know that the smartest people in this country are also the craziest ones.



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