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Showing posts with label Time Travel. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Time Travel. Show all posts

Monday, April 11, 2011

Shit Devin Says: Time Travel

Hey everyone, hope your weekend was awesome... So, I went back into precal class this Monday and what awaited me, you ask? Devin and his awesome fables... Like I said, Devin always says shit that doesn't make sense and he always seems to find a way to sneak his way into conversations and share his input. Here's how today went. (I'm Leo)

Curtis: So yeah, we have to learn about quantum physics in my physics class.

Leo: Really? That's part of the curriculum? I always thought that was sci-fi stuff.

Curtis: It's mainly theories but yeah we're essentially learning science fiction.

Devin: What's the craziest thing you've learned?

Curtis: Parallel universes I guess.

Devin: Parallel what?

Curtis: The theory that there are alternative universes surrounding us with all of us in them, just different versions.

Devin: Wait, so there might be a country version of me? And a police officer version? And an Indian version?

Leo: Why do you only envision yourself as a member of The Village People?

Devin: Be quiet... What else do you learn, Curtis?

Curtis: Time travel is another topic we're going over.

Devin: Hmm... I think we can go forward but we can never go back.

Leo: Hahahaha, what? Well, no shit we can go forward, we're going forward right now.

Devin: No, I mean we can go super fast in the future, we just can't go back in time.

Leo: So what happens when we go ahead in the future? What takes the spot of our previous self in the past?

Devin: ... Huh? Look, I just think we can go ahead in the future, and when we get there we're all old and in retirement homes.

Leo: Okay.



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