A Little Piece

Why don't little people get big Hollywood roles?

Movie Cliches

I hope I get hit by a bus.

Culture Shock

Learn why people my age have dirtier thoughts and by dirtier thoughts I am simply just saying that because now you're thinking something filthy.

Monday Movie Review

Go bananas for a movie about bananas.

Sign Spinners

They shake, they waddle, they do everything shitty for a shitty price.

Showing posts with label Shoes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shoes. Show all posts

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Patton Oswalt - Christmas Shoes

If you haven't seen this already, watch it. If you have watched it, then watch it again.

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Today's New Rule


When walking in a crowded area, make sure you acknowledge that other humans have feet and on those feet, they also have shoes that can easily be kicked off because of your negligence. Then when they are kicked off, they are left with only one shoe, lost in a crowd of unrelenting robots kicking the loose shoe around the base of the floor like an unwanted fetus.

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