So, if for some reason I lose all of my legs, get my hair singed off and receive a ridiculous amount of burns all over my face, blinding me and turning me retarded, then I'll be the luckiest guy on Earth! You know why? Because I just got a free EXTREME HOME MAKEOVER AHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... FREE SINKS GODDAMNIT.
Haha, I was thinking about how I would react if I did in fact receive an extreme home make over from that douche bag team, and how I would react. Honestly, I don't care if I had a flat screen, a massive bed and a five person jacuzzi inside of my living room. All I need is my laptop, iphone and a little bit of inspiration (weed).
So, moving on from that, I would probably react strangely and then I wondered how lunatics would react to winning such an extravagant gift.
Extreme Makeover Douche-bag: CONGRATULATIONS!! YOU WON AN EXTREME... HOME... MAKEOVER!!! COME OUTSIDE AND HUG ME.
Lunatic: Hello.
Extreme Makeover Douche-bag: HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOO, GIVE ME A HUG.
Lunatic: I want a rape room.
Extreme Makeover Douche-bag: What?
Lunatic: When you fellas build my new house... I want a rape room.
Extreme Makeover Douche-bag: I- I'm sorry sir, but what is a rape room?
Lunatic: ARE YA DEAF... I need a room to hang women and rape their mouths. Ain't ya heard of a rape room? Damn city boys.
