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Showing posts with label Juice. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Juice. Show all posts

Monday, April 18, 2011

Orange Juice: The New Teenage Drug



So, I saw this commercial on TV the other day and couldn't help but think: huh? Hahaha, this kid's life sucks and he doesn't give a shit about it.

"What's that, baby sister? You said you want me to molest you at night when mom is asleep, great thanks awesome."

"What did you just say, puppy? You'd like to bite on my leg and have me throw you into the blender and microwave your chunks? Great, awesome at least I have my orange juice."

This kid is a mess. They might as well replace orange juice with heroin in this commercial. Someone give him some positive re-enforcement.



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