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Showing posts with label Translator. Show all posts
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Friday, May 13, 2011

Famous Movie Quotes - Killer Robot Edition

Here, I will conduct a test in the robotic form. All movie quotes must be translated into a murderous robot language immediately and sufficiently. 3, 2, 1... BEGIN TRANSLATOR


WRONG TRANSLATOR... GOOD ENOUGH.

Original: "Frankly My Dear, I don't give a damn." (Gone With The Wind - 1939)

Robo-Translator: "Frankly My Unit, I cannot distribute a damn."



Original: "Bond. James Bond." (Dr. No - 1972)

Robo-Translator: "Bot. James Bot."



Original: "It's Alive! It's Alive" (Frankenstein - 1931)

Robo-Translator: "It computes! It computes!"



Original: "A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." (The Silence of the Lambs - 1991)

Robo-Translator: "A humanoid once tried to test me. I vaporized his liver with fava beans and a nice laser."




Original: "I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." (The Godfather - 1972)

Robo Translator: "I'm going to propose a subject that cannot be declined... OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES, ERROR, ERROR, ERROR..."




Original: "You had me at hello." (Jerry Maguire - 1996)

Robo-Translator: "You had me at *mac sound*."




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