Sunday, April 3, 2011

Charlie Sheen's Show Failed... Duh?

So Charlie Sheen performed his first show off of the "My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option" tour... Huh? Okay, whatever. Anyways, according to Associated Press, Charlie Sheen came out to greet the Detroit crowd of 5,100 (wow) to a roaring applause.

At one point during the show he began to talk about smoking crack and the joys of smoking crack, of course! This is where he went wrong... You don't speak about the joys of crack in one of the most poverty stricken cities in America so for obvious reasons, the crowd began to turn on him.

"I was hoping for something. I didn't think it would be this bad," said Fugate, a 47-year-old from Lincoln Park, Mich.

Hahahahaha... Uhh, Fugate, you're an idiot. Seriously what did these people think they were buying? Why would you pay $150 for a ticket to see a mentally-ill crackhead spew his nonsense out and throw himself onto a stage, then when you actually see this you are upset because it wasn't fucking Spiderman: The Musical. If you want to see Spiderman: The Musical, then go see Spiderman: The Musical.

Nobody got their refund and once again, Charlie Sheen is winning.

15 clueless comments:

that's some serious tiger blood he's got going

The crowd didn't have Adonis DNA apparently

The $150 for a mentally ill person line had me rolling! Obviously, Charlie just made mad profit.

charlie is a genius.
apart from being a WINNER

Damn, Charlie Sheen indeed is winning no matter how fucked up his life is he is still getting paid the big bucks

Charlie is the best drug addict alive! haha

Have to blame mainstream culture for this..

On the side note, you're really good at writing, nice article.

He IS winning haha I can not see why 5000 people payed more than 100$ to go see that lol add it up

"Omg he's talking about problems we're having, I don't wanna hear that!"


He is going to slowly die out, probably as his money dies out too. It's a shame he doesn't realize he is lampooning himself.

Ahahahaha, looks like he's still winning!

Why wouldn't you want to pay $150 for that?!?

I can't even imagine what people would expect from that... Stupid.

and hes still the man lol!

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